We are here to help you understand the nuances of New Zealand life and culture.

Kiwis can be a difficult bunch to understand. We speak in a unique colloquial slang, reference heaps of strange things, and barely move our mouths. Our country can be a mess of amazing scenery, third world roads, and unique cuisine.

So, if you are a tourist, immigrant, scholar, local or just plain curious, this curated guide to New Zealand should help you better understand the society, explore it's unique world-famous locations, and cook some fucking eggs.

Each entry in this catalogue is a living document written in a satirical form. We'll be updating pages when we find out about new stuff and when we can be arsed.

The name of this site is a homage to the the phrase "Yeah yeah, nah"